Thanksgiving Flashback

The Story of Me

Turkey Goble

One chilly November I was sitting in the barn next to my best friend Cowy the Cow, trying to fall asleep. Yes I remeber it like it was yesterday.....

"Honey its time to feed the Turkey" said Mrs. Goblerodel as she cut an orange juicy carrot for dinner. Mr. Goblerodel came down stairs and went out side. This is the part where I thought I was in heaven. Mr. Goblerodel picked up the turkey food and spread a bunch by my nose. I jumped up in surprise as he walked away. "Hey Cowy" I said with a puzzled look. "Don't I only get fed at breakfast and lunch?" "Well yeah" said Cowy, not paying any attension "Oh well" I skipped over to the lot of food and gobled up the food faster than a jack rabbit. I was out like a light in a few minutes.

The next few days I was fed and fed and fed and I got fater and fater and fater. Until I was so fat that I couldn't even fit in the dog door. Not that I went throught the dog door.

One day I think I bragged a little too much about being fed the most in the barn. Finally one of the geese got soo sick of my bragging that the geese waddled up to me and told me the truth. "You fat turkey the only reason they are feeding you so much is because they are trying to fatten you up so you can be dinner on Thanksgiving." the geese swaked. That night I could scarcley sleep.

A few days before Thanksgiving and I've haven't a plan. "I don't want to die" I cried out. I looked over at my friend Cowy he was lieing down kicking rocks. I wobbled over to him. "Cowy" I said sadly with tears filling me eyes. "Will you let me die or will you try and save me?" I said. "Well Turkey Gobble sence you are my dearest friend I will have to at least try to save you." he said. "i will work on the plans tonight" he said "but I suggest you go to sleep" "OK goodnight Cowy and Thank you" I said drowseley and dozed off.

It was the night before Thanksgiving and Cowy still hasn't told me the plan. "Cowy are finished with the plan" I said "Almost" he said. "Can I see it" I said excitedly. "Sure" he said daydreaming in a strange way. I wobbled on over to him and all I saw on his paper was BLANK. "COWY! I thought you said you were almost finished" I exclaimed. "Well you see I thought some and I didn't need to come up with a plan the only thing you have to do is escape and take me too!" he said. "Billiant, I better go to sleep really early" I said. "But Turkey Goble its 1:00 in the morning" he said confused. "like I said, early" I said and fell asleep.

The next day I awoke to an ear shaddering scrape. I opened my eyes and Mr. Goblerodel was coming straight at me with an axe. I ran as fast as I could towards Cowy whe I got ovr to him he jumped and quickly saw Mr. Goblerodel come with an axe. "Follow me" he said. I followed him and I was shaking so badly and I was so frightened that a few times I stummbled oven over my own 2 feet. When we came to a dead end Mr. Goblerodel came closer and closer untill he finnally cornec corned us by the fence. He took up the axe and just when I thought it was all over for me he swung the axe and at that very moment I was lifted and carried away by Cowy who had jumped the fence and taken me away. Yes I learned a valuleble lesson that day never brag. No never eat lost of food before Thanksgiving. As for me and Cowy now we live on the barn we had ran from and and the Goblerodel's farm.

Now the children Jack and Jen are convinced as keeping both me and Cowy Cowy and I as pets not food. Oh yeah I forgot to tell what the Goblerodels had for Thanksgiving dinner. Tha Goblerodels had for Thanksgiving. The Goblerodels ate Turkey Gobler, one of my other friends. Poor Tunkey Gobler. Poop Poor Turkey Gobler.

Please Note:
-This story was from Elementary School.
- I did not edit any of the spelling or mistakes.
- Poor TuNkey Gobler...

Happy Thanksgiving!

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If Unicorns Existed

They forgot Voodoo Magic somewhere near the rear-end!

Grant my wishes

So many things my unicorn would allow me to have or do
No limitations on wishes, as long as I stay on his good side!

Fly me to exotic places... or maybe just to class

My unicorn would fly me everywhere I wanted.
Lettus, climb aboard, we're taking a day trip to Utah!

Create a rainbow at my command

Who wouldn't love to see a rainbow anywhere at anytime?

It would be even more profitable if a pot of gold appeared at the end!

Punish the people I dislike

Just like the Sims 3 Pets' (evil) Unicorns, maybe mine could help me out?

Nothing TOO mean... perhaps a wedgie or Facebook hack?

October Nails: Funny Story

Okay, so.

In an attempt to creatively photograph my nails...

Something ridiculous happened:

Of course she took a photo...

as any good friend would!

In the chat you may have noticed the word Limpus...

The day has come:

Gimpus

(boot & crutches) 

has finally evolved into

Limpus

(brace & both shoes)

someday she will be

Lettus

(her original form)

Leave a comment letting me know what you think of my nails!

QFI: Day Ten- Embarrassing Moment

10. Describe your most embarrassing moment

We've all had those times.

Multiple times a day for some.

When something happens

and you get that feeling

Everyone reacts differently to embarrassment. I personally turn beet red, get super hot, and sometimes even can hear my heart beating in my ears, and SURELY feel it trying to jump out of my chest.

I can think of many stories...

The time I asked one of my Aunts if she was pregnant... when she wasn't

HEY, I was a kid :/

The time I did a total wipeout boogie-boarding in the ocean & came up with sand all in my mouth & bikini... making it look as if I had numer-twoed... enough said

Or most recently the time I went to the wrong class, sat down & pulled out my calculator...

only to overhear something about an 80 question grammar test

Everyone needs a calculator for grammar, right?

...but there's no contest for first place here

It was a Girl Scout Cookie Trip in May of 2009 at Busch Gardens. We had just stopped our roller coaster riding madness for a lunch break. There was a Luau themed lunch/dance in a private section. It was a cookout and I decided to eat a hotdog... with every topping imaginable.

I layered ketchup, chili, cheese, and relish on top of that juicy dog and went to sit at a picnic table with the rest of my troop. There were many younger girls dancing on the 'dance floor' but none of us were really interested in 'childish' things like that.

It's funny remembering how cool you once thought you were :D

The YMCA began to play and I thought to be a little goofy. With hotdog in hand I flung both arms up yelling 'YYYYYY' and never continued with the other letters. Instead my jaw dropped and I brought my hands back down. In my hand lied a hotdog bun.

Just a bun.

The hotdog had flown out of the bun, bringing all of its condiments along, and unfortunately landed on a woman's back at the table behind me. I was horrified and everyone was laughing. The woman's floral button up shirt had ketchup and chili running down the back. And it was my fault.

My mother and I rushed to her with napkins apologizing like crazy and promising that it was only an accident. I laughed until I cried... but also cried for the sake of crying because I was so embarrassed and the happenings were just TOO perfect. Luckily she got a good laugh out of it and was not mad at all.

There is a photo of me, somewhere lost on Facebook, holding up my bun with a dirt covered hotdog inside, and tears streaming down my face. If I find it someday I will surely post it here.

Until then, this post-incident & calmed down photo will have to suffice:

The woman in red standing right behind me is the hotdog victim!