Thanksgiving Flashback

The Story of Me

Turkey Goble

One chilly November I was sitting in the barn next to my best friend Cowy the Cow, trying to fall asleep. Yes I remeber it like it was yesterday.....

"Honey its time to feed the Turkey" said Mrs. Goblerodel as she cut an orange juicy carrot for dinner. Mr. Goblerodel came down stairs and went out side. This is the part where I thought I was in heaven. Mr. Goblerodel picked up the turkey food and spread a bunch by my nose. I jumped up in surprise as he walked away. "Hey Cowy" I said with a puzzled look. "Don't I only get fed at breakfast and lunch?" "Well yeah" said Cowy, not paying any attension "Oh well" I skipped over to the lot of food and gobled up the food faster than a jack rabbit. I was out like a light in a few minutes.

The next few days I was fed and fed and fed and I got fater and fater and fater. Until I was so fat that I couldn't even fit in the dog door. Not that I went throught the dog door.

One day I think I bragged a little too much about being fed the most in the barn. Finally one of the geese got soo sick of my bragging that the geese waddled up to me and told me the truth. "You fat turkey the only reason they are feeding you so much is because they are trying to fatten you up so you can be dinner on Thanksgiving." the geese swaked. That night I could scarcley sleep.

A few days before Thanksgiving and I've haven't a plan. "I don't want to die" I cried out. I looked over at my friend Cowy he was lieing down kicking rocks. I wobbled over to him. "Cowy" I said sadly with tears filling me eyes. "Will you let me die or will you try and save me?" I said. "Well Turkey Gobble sence you are my dearest friend I will have to at least try to save you." he said. "i will work on the plans tonight" he said "but I suggest you go to sleep" "OK goodnight Cowy and Thank you" I said drowseley and dozed off.

It was the night before Thanksgiving and Cowy still hasn't told me the plan. "Cowy are finished with the plan" I said "Almost" he said. "Can I see it" I said excitedly. "Sure" he said daydreaming in a strange way. I wobbled on over to him and all I saw on his paper was BLANK. "COWY! I thought you said you were almost finished" I exclaimed. "Well you see I thought some and I didn't need to come up with a plan the only thing you have to do is escape and take me too!" he said. "Billiant, I better go to sleep really early" I said. "But Turkey Goble its 1:00 in the morning" he said confused. "like I said, early" I said and fell asleep.

The next day I awoke to an ear shaddering scrape. I opened my eyes and Mr. Goblerodel was coming straight at me with an axe. I ran as fast as I could towards Cowy whe I got ovr to him he jumped and quickly saw Mr. Goblerodel come with an axe. "Follow me" he said. I followed him and I was shaking so badly and I was so frightened that a few times I stummbled oven over my own 2 feet. When we came to a dead end Mr. Goblerodel came closer and closer untill he finnally cornec corned us by the fence. He took up the axe and just when I thought it was all over for me he swung the axe and at that very moment I was lifted and carried away by Cowy who had jumped the fence and taken me away. Yes I learned a valuleble lesson that day never brag. No never eat lost of food before Thanksgiving. As for me and Cowy now we live on the barn we had ran from and and the Goblerodel's farm.

Now the children Jack and Jen are convinced as keeping both me and Cowy Cowy and I as pets not food. Oh yeah I forgot to tell what the Goblerodels had for Thanksgiving dinner. Tha Goblerodels had for Thanksgiving. The Goblerodels ate Turkey Gobler, one of my other friends. Poor Tunkey Gobler. Poop Poor Turkey Gobler.

Please Note:
-This story was from Elementary School.
- I did not edit any of the spelling or mistakes.
- Poor TuNkey Gobler...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Currently Crushing: Youtube Edition

I couldn't chose just ONE thing to rant about today...

 So, Currently Crushing is up again today,

with every Youtube video I've been obsessed with lately!

Oh surely you didn't expect me to get over these SAME things so quickly, did you?

I warn you, it's a long post... be ready for story-time

Go ahead, click on to see it all X )

I'll go ahead and start you off with this though:

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction

Just skips over the awkward bits & you've got a 1D Animated Comedy
P.S. Bacon Tacos...

Bibliotheque

I ventured out into the chilly weather to come to the library. 

While I've previously mentioned my hatred for this cold, silent, and creepy 10-story building...

I've hated nothing more than the very bedroom I sleep in each night.

Rewind to the end of Spring Semester last year...
Moving out of Sanford should have been a joyful experience. Getting away from the community showers, noisy neighbors, and minimal space was definitely a relief, but as I turned around to shut the door for the very last time, I became sentimental.

Looking around the room I saw every positive and negative emotion I felt in that space. I saw myself sitting at my desk Skyping with my friends, dancing around being silly with my roommate, laying in bed arguing with my ex, pacing back and forth tearing up over the loss of Abby, and curling up into the corner of my bed screaming and crying hysterically about Gary's passing. I could literally see all of these things before my eyes. It shocked me how vivid I made everything. I didn't want to leave it all behind. SO much had changed in one short year...


So not only is there a giant mess stretching to every corner of my current room, but standing at my door looking in I see every emotion I have felt there. I won't get into all that I feel when I sit at my desk, but I know it makes me want to jump out the window and run as fast as I can. How do you get these memories and feelings to leave your room for good?

At this point I have no solution... 

so here I am, in the library I once dreaded... 

feeling more comfortable and happier than ever

Currently Crushing: Katherine Cimorelli

When I first began obsessing over Cimorelli, a Youtube band of six Californian sisters with amazing voices, I found myself in love with Lauren's voice [ and beauty of course ] The love then shifted over to Lisa, all the while never forgetting how much I loved Dani's voice :)

I definitely didn't show Christina, Katherine or Amy much love :/ But today, I'm coming out to say it. Katherine Cimorelli.

At a point in time hardly my favorite, 

has stolen my heart

After following her on Twitter, I wound up on her blog Sonnets and Scribbles where she writes poems & lyrics. I melted. I basically love every message, strength, weakness, and joy that she puts on this website. I started to relate to her more and more, and every video I watched after that made me see her in a different light. Going to be cliche and say it... 

never judge a book by its cover

and another lesson:

LISTEN TO CIMORELLI

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